Marc Noens, one of my customers who had purchased Monkey Farts Mustache Wax, said his wife wasn’t too happy about a mustache wax called “Monkey Farts”. Then he suggested perhaps a “Dutch Oven” Mustache Wax could be a great one to prank her with. Doesn’t take much to get the wheels turning in my head, so within an hour and a half, I sent him photos of the new wax heading his way.
A careful mixture of Spiced Apple, a dab of Redwood Embers, and some Cinnamon Bun, in an effort to make something that resembled a heavier scented version of a Dutch Apple Pie.
While my missus said it was too rude, crude, and socially unacceptable to sell something called “Dutch Oven”, I’m letting these slip out onto the website without telling her. 😉
Only available in the 1 oz tin size.